It's real people! I made the blog! Saturday night and Eurovision: sponsored by Duvel Beer. I missed most of it but I'm ok with this. I enjoyed watching the show and this is all in fun :D
Russia: too many jokes but we all know they are all for peace and love. As long as it's the way they want it. Shirts on. Lights off. And at a pace set by the government
Finland: Hair gel and over-dramatic drumming. Followed by an angsts-filled scream. GAAAAH I'm representing my country and I AM SAD.
Spain: Wash your hair...since I started counting (halfway through), she has said rain 17 times...
The country with the see-saw: One of them had manic eyes...just kidding. They both did.
Switzerland: They have a banjo. THEY WIN...and fireworks!!! If the banjo shoots out flames, I will die
Graham Norton just mentioned the UK act is soon. I CANNOT WAIT. Also, what's with the video clips in between? Did you know that the inventor of the rubik cube was Hungarian? I didn't
Hungary: Cannot keep up with the tempo changes...unremarkable. Not happy...they let down the inventor of the rubik's cube
Malta: No words...I do dig the 'grass' carpet thing.
They are painting things in this 'postcard' and happily taking pictures. More beer
Denmark: And scat singing starts it off. Too easy. Next. Scooby dooby doo, where are you?
Netherlands: and so they begin on what looks like a road. Great advert for road safety...and I'm pretty sure the man in black (see what I did there??? Johnny Cash as it's totally country ahahahha) is raising his eyebrows too much at the camera. Oh god, he winked.
San Marino: Is it bad I had to google this country? It claims to be the older sovereign state in the world...It sounds almost like a bond theme...
Molly (the UK): Power to the people! She looks like she is cosplaying he-man. I HAVE THE POWER...Ladies and gentlemen, the revolution will not be televised.
The singing is over: I'm out. Peace. Drops the mic and walks off stage.
Russia: too many jokes but we all know they are all for peace and love. As long as it's the way they want it. Shirts on. Lights off. And at a pace set by the government
Finland: Hair gel and over-dramatic drumming. Followed by an angsts-filled scream. GAAAAH I'm representing my country and I AM SAD.
Spain: Wash your hair...since I started counting (halfway through), she has said rain 17 times...
The country with the see-saw: One of them had manic eyes...just kidding. They both did.
Switzerland: They have a banjo. THEY WIN...and fireworks!!! If the banjo shoots out flames, I will die
Graham Norton just mentioned the UK act is soon. I CANNOT WAIT. Also, what's with the video clips in between? Did you know that the inventor of the rubik cube was Hungarian? I didn't
Hungary: Cannot keep up with the tempo changes...unremarkable. Not happy...they let down the inventor of the rubik's cube
Malta: No words...I do dig the 'grass' carpet thing.
They are painting things in this 'postcard' and happily taking pictures. More beer
Denmark: And scat singing starts it off. Too easy. Next. Scooby dooby doo, where are you?
Netherlands: and so they begin on what looks like a road. Great advert for road safety...and I'm pretty sure the man in black (see what I did there??? Johnny Cash as it's totally country ahahahha) is raising his eyebrows too much at the camera. Oh god, he winked.
San Marino: Is it bad I had to google this country? It claims to be the older sovereign state in the world...It sounds almost like a bond theme...
Molly (the UK): Power to the people! She looks like she is cosplaying he-man. I HAVE THE POWER...Ladies and gentlemen, the revolution will not be televised.
The singing is over: I'm out. Peace. Drops the mic and walks off stage.
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