Saturday, 10 May 2014

Surprise Eurovision Blog

It's real people!  I made the blog!  Saturday night and Eurovision: sponsored by  Duvel Beer.  I missed most of it but I'm ok with this.  I enjoyed watching the show and this is all in fun :D

Russia: too many jokes but we all know they are all for peace and love. As long as it's the way they want it. Shirts on. Lights off. And at a pace set by the government


Finland: Hair gel and over-dramatic drumming. Followed by an angsts-filled scream. GAAAAH I'm representing my country and I AM SAD.


Spain: Wash your hair...since I started counting (halfway through), she has said rain 17 times...


The country with the see-saw: One of them had manic eyes...just kidding. They both did.


Switzerland: They have a banjo. THEY WIN...and fireworks!!! If the banjo shoots out flames, I will die


Graham Norton just mentioned the UK act is soon. I CANNOT WAIT. Also, what's with the video clips in between? Did you know that the inventor of the rubik cube was Hungarian? I didn't


Hungary: Cannot keep up with the tempo changes...unremarkable. Not happy...they let down the inventor of the rubik's cube


Malta: No words...I do dig the 'grass' carpet thing.


They are painting things in this 'postcard' and happily taking pictures. More beer


Denmark: And scat singing starts it off. Too easy. Next. Scooby dooby doo, where are you?


Netherlands: and so they begin on what looks like a road. Great advert for road safety...and I'm pretty sure the man in black (see what I did there??? Johnny Cash as it's totally country ahahahha) is raising his eyebrows too much at the camera. Oh god, he winked.


San Marino: Is it bad I had to google this country? It claims to be the older sovereign state in the world...It sounds almost like a bond theme...


Molly (the UK): Power to the people! She looks like she is cosplaying he-man. I HAVE THE POWER...Ladies and gentlemen, the revolution will not be televised.


The singing is over: I'm out. Peace. Drops the mic and walks off stage.





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